Anthony Buccino

- Writer, editor, author

CANNED

a collection of verse

by Anthony Buccino


CANNED

Booted, bumped, down-sized, fired, forced out, hated, hired, jobless, laid off, let go, out of work, out-sourced, pink-slipped, terminated, sacked, unemployed

Non-rhyming verse about being out of work, the strains that tag along and the sinking boat you feel you're riding in.

This collection deals with a difficult subject in a very real way. Its strength is its realness and that is also its greatest weakness. It's not for the faint of heart.

A must-have for anyone who deals in human resources, personnel, recruitment, job placement, or has been fired, laid-off and is out of work.


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CANNED, Booted, bumped, down-sized, fired, forced out, hated, hired, jobless, laid off, let go, out of work, out-sourced, pink-slipped, terminated, sacked, unemployed – By Anthony Buccino

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Adapted from the verse

You never forget your first time .... fired

Good things about being out of work


Got fired? Got mugged!


In The News

Turning unemployment into an art form The Observer


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The Headlines

US Jobless Claims Fall Slightly, Inflation Stays Flat …

15 million people unemployed – 40% of them out of work for more than six months …

 Canada Jobless Rate Drops To 8.2%, 10-Month Low …

Waiting For Return To Normal On Jobless Claims …

U.S. News Jobless Claims Fall;

Productivity Rises---Employers Squeezing More Output From Existing Workers, as Labor Market Lags Rest of Economy …

French Jobless Rate Up In 4Q; Reaches 10% …

Greece Sees Jobless Around 11% 2010 From 9.9% In 2009 …

Bullard: Jobless Rate Will 'Tick Down' Modestly In Spring …

US Undergoing A "Jobless Recovery" Now …

US Jobless Claims -5K To 457K In Mar 13 Week …

US Mar 6 Week Jobless Claims Unrevised At 462K …

US Jobless Claims -5K To 457K In Mar 13 Wk; Survey -7K …

US House Approves Short-Term Extension Of Jobless Benefits …

Jobless Recovery in the U.S. Leaving Trail of Recession-Weary Employees in Its Wake, According to New Study …

FOMC: Businesses Spending Significantly More, Not Hiring .…

Manufacturers Ratcheting Up Hiring Plans For Spring '11-Nikkei …

Flat Jobless Claims Show Delay In 'Robust' Hiring …

Employers Plan 'Moderate' Hiring In Second Quarter –Manpower …

Studies Of Web Searches Offer Preview Of Hiring Trends. …

Fisher: Economy's Main Problem Is Lack Of Hiring …

Australia Retailers Want More Flexible Hiring Laws …

Obama: Expect Businesses To Start Hiring At 'More Rapid Clip' …

Obama Is Smart To Focus On Small-Business Hiring. …

Ford To Begin Hiring At New Lower Wages …

Silicon Valley Employers Anticipate Hiring Increase in Q1 …

Uncertainty Holds Back Hiring, Investment By Business-US Chamber …

Obama: Must Explore Every Avenue To Boost Hiring …

Looking At Hiring, There's Not Much To Look At …

Firing Has Definitely Slowed, But Hiring In Limbo 


CANNED, Booted, bumped, down-sized, fired, forced out, hated, hired, jobless, laid off, let go, out of work, out-sourced, pink-slipped, terminated, sacked, unemployed – By Anthony Buccino

Table of contents

SIDE BY SIDE

TELL THE WIFE

SADSACK

NOON CLOUDS

FIRST TIME

FIRED

FORCED OUT

YOUR ALL

TEN MINUTES

THAT STUPID JOB

GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING OUT OF WORK

A SUCKER AND A BUCK

STATISTIC

 

THERE’S THAT PICTURE

A WHOLE NEW WORLD

WANT ADS

INTERVIEW SUIT

WHAT KIND OF WORK YOU OUT OF

ELEVATOR PITCH

YOU GOOD AT SOMETHING

GREATEST WEAKNESS

YOU MUST LIKE FOOD

HONEST TO A FAULT

THE FIRING MONTH

MY DAUGHTER’S JUNIOR PROM

AIN’T LAZY

WHEN I GO POSTAL

AMEN FOR OLD PLASTIC

SAVING FOR THE PLUMBER

BETTER LUCK

HOMELESS AT CHRISTMAS

  

EGG

HIERARCHY OF SEAGULLS

FIRING

COLD SMOKERS

BIG UGLIES

NOTHING PERSONAL

HAPLESS COMMUTERS

SEAGULLS FOR LUNCH

EVEN PRISONERS GET LUNCH

 

JOB ROCK

LET US COMPARE

LUNCH BOX

SNOOPY HAT

FIXING THE ROOF

HANDS IN SOCKS

MIRROR

 

FREE LUNCH

THE OLD GUYS HATED ME

HURLING

FEATHERING THE FORKLIFT

SHOESTORE WRITER

WAREHOUSE EYES

DEAR BOSS

 

FINALLY

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME

ME AND HERBIE HAVE A BET

TWO PAYCHECKS

LUCKY SURVIVOR


CANNED, Booted, bumped, down-sized, fired, forced out, hated, hired, jobless, laid off, let go, out of work, out-sourced, pink-slipped, terminated, sacked, unemployed – By Anthony Buccino

Hands In Socks – Editor's Choice, 2008 ALLEN GINSBERG POETRY AWARDS, Paterson Literary Review #38

Homeless At Christmas, Lunch Box, Tell The Wife, There’s That   Picture – Rattlesnake Review (Poetry With Fangs)

Snoopy Hat – Paterson Literary Review #38

Ten Minutes – Honorable Mention, 2009 ALLEN GINSBERG POETRY AWARDS, Paterson Literary Review #39

When I Go Postal – Medusa’s Kitchen

Tell The Wife, Fired  - Caduceus

 


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CANNED, Booted, bumped, down-sized, fired, forced out, hated, hired, jobless, laid off, let go, out of work, out-sourced, pink-slipped, terminated, sacked, unemployed – By Anthony Buccino

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The nine typing fingers ....

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About Me

I've been a professional writer and editor since 1984, having worked at a national and  state trade association, a regional trade newspaper, community newspapers and a national business newswire. I've published essay collections based in and around life and growing up in New Jersey over the past 50 years.

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